| 1 | The Media Is The Perfect Murder To The Model American | 0:36 |
| 2 | You Lost Today Kid, But You Don't Have To Like It | 2:42 |
| 3 | Hang Them High, So They Can't Walk Away | 2:30 |
| 4 | Does Anyone Have Directions To The Where-house Tonight | 2:26 |
| 5 | You Stick To Your Side Of Town And Ill Speak Nothing Of Mine | 2:27 |
| 6 | The Royal Salute Tastes Like A Smack In The Face | 3:00 |
| 7 | Hoover And Ceaser Are Shaking Hands | 2:14 |
| 8 | A Long Distance Line Of Telephone | 1:53 |
| 9 | Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe | 2:33 |
| 10 | The Reflection Pool Was Drained, My Day In DC | 2:04 |
| 11 | This Will Be My Last Entry | 2:38 |
| 12 | There's Rumble Behind Admiral Twin Drive-in, 10 O'clock | 0:57 |
| 13 | Let's Close The Curtains On Columbus Day | 3:27 |