| 1 | Hug Your Mom | 1:47 |
| 2 | Blastbeat Your Face | 1:51 |
| 3 | Doobies | 0:51 |
| 4 | Caffeine Nicotine | 3:52 |
| 5 | If I Only Had Talent | 0:31 |
| 6 | The Candy Rap | 4:37 |
| 7 | Talkin' Assholes | 1:47 |
| 8 | I'm No Jew | 3:13 |
| 9 | Mega Deathstik | 0:05 |
| 10 | Turn Myself Country | 1:44 |
| 11 | Piggy Smith | 3:47 |
| 12 | Dick Whiskey, Party Clown | 2:34 |
| 13 | Fat Farm | 3:23 |
| 14 | Late Nite Sedated Living | 2:06 |
| 15 | Skinny Prick -vs- Iggy Pop | 0:36 |
| 16 | Porkchop Lunch Special At The Motel Hell | 4:53 |
| 17 | Horribly Wrong | 1:31 |
| 18 | Matthew Perry And The Vicodins | 2:52 |
| 19 | Fuckit | 4:24 |
| 20 | Medical Dictation | 0:20 |
| 21 | Tekno Bendejo | 0:47 |
| 22 | Mike Cummings Is Better Than FUCKING EVERYONE | 0:51 |
| 23 | Human Museum Of Venereal Disease | 3:39 |
| 24 | Skunky Bitch | 1:44 |
| 25 | Fishbone Soup | 0:56 |
| 26 | Designated Driver | 2:57 |
| 27 | Whiskey In The Disco Bar | 3:12 |
| 28 | This Eye | 2:41 |
| 29 | Junk Worship | 3:02 |
| 30 | American Anal Prolapse | 2:59 |
| 31 | Defiling Crabinet | 7:10 |