| 1 | An Introduction In Fucking Yourself (Suck My Dick) | 0:38 |
| 2 | Giraffe Cock Impalement | 0:41 |
| 3 | My Best Friend Tried To Get With My Ex While We Were Practically Still Together And She's Probably Guilty Too But She Says We Were Never Together Which Is A Fucking Lie And They Can Ingest My Shit After I Eat Twelve Cobs Of Corn And Fucking Die | 0:24 |
| 4 | Siamese Cat Abomination | 0:44 |
| 5 | The Skullfucking Purge | 1:29 |
| 6 | Bros Before Hos Unless You Break The Bro Code | 0:33 |
| 7 | Double-Skinning Furfags In The Name Of Our Lord And Savior David Bowie | 1:00 |
| 8 | Charlie Sheen Horseradish Explosion | 1:00 |
| 9 | Grind Or Die You Punk Ass Bitch | 0:33 |
| 10 | Everybody Currently Running For President With The Exception Of Kevin Bama Man Can Go Brush Their Teeth With My Shit | 1:16 |
| 11 | I Will Totally Fuck A Corpse But I Will Never Ever Do Anal | 1:10 |
| 12 | If We'd Abort More Of Those Fuckers We'd Have Less Problems | 1:13 |
| 13 | I Made This Song While I Was Pissed And It Was Like Half Past 11 At Night | 0:32 |
| 14 | Poos Clues | 0:41 |
| 15 | Anybody And Everybody Who Gets Offended By This Album Can Suck My Seven Inch Horse Cock | 1:00 |
| 16 | Shooting Cum Onto The Face Of A Feminist | 0:03 |
| 17 | Nickelodeon Slime Bukkake | 2:27 |
| 18 | When You're On Police Duty And A Fine Babe Asks You To Eat A Donut Off Her Pussy And You Do It And Now You Can't Get The Taste Of Krispy Kreme And Fish Out Of Your Mouth | 0:15 |
| 19 | Fuck With Me Again And I Will Tie You To A Chair And Make You Watch As Every Girl That You Ever Cared About Calls Me Daddy As I Consensually Fuck Them Right In Front Of You | 1:14 |
| 20 | The Donald And Ivanka Incestual Extravaganza | 1:01 |
| 21 | A Kinky Sex Scene Involving Alice And The White Rabbit In The 1985 Version Of Alice In Wonderland | 0:51 |
| 22 | Condemned To Be Assfucked | 1:47 |
| 23 | A Quick Announcement Before I Go Off To School On The Subject Of Unique Forms Of Cunnilingus | 0:12 |
| 24 | Five Dollar Foot Long Schlong | 0:50 |
| 25 | Throatfucked To The Point Of Seminal Regurgitation | 1:05 |
| 26 | The Decapitation Of Cattle (Cattle Decapitation Cover) | 0:06 |
| 27 | Taking A Shit After Dinner At Buffalo Wild Wings And Trying To Force Your Prolapsed Sphincter Back Up Inside You | 1:04 |
| 28 | Stop Yelling At My Penis | 1:06 |
| 29 | Giraffe Crew Squad Up | 1:09 |
| 30 | This Goes Out To Coach James: Fuck You Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can And Can't Listen To So Let Me Listen To Slam And Go Back To Fucking Goats | 0:42 |
| 31 | Foursome With Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, And John Wayne Gacy | 2:16 |
| 32 | March Of The Paraplegics | 0:26 |
| 33 | One In The Pink And None In The Stink | 0:51 |
| 34 | My Hood Is The Savannah | 2:13 |
| 35 | Genital Warfare (Aborted Hitler Cock Cover) | 0:05 |
| 36 | Reptilian Humanoid Gang Rape In An Outback Steakhouse | 1:27 |
| 37 | Redneck Cousin-Fuckin' Splooge Fest | 0:55 |
| 38 | Grind Or Die You Bitch Ass Punk | 1:37 |
| 39 | Check No Juliet (Suck It Bitch) | 0:21 |
| 40 | I'm Gonna Gut Both Of You Motherfuckers With A Blunt Machete And Then Dip My Dick In Your Exposed Intestines While You Go Into Shock As I Listen To An Audiobook By Sam Jackson | 1:06 |
| 41 | Mushroom Stamp Laying Motherfucker | 1:02 |
| 42 | A Disgusting Desire For BDSM Involving Clint Eastwood | 0:59 |
| 43 | Petition To Get Sam Jackson To Say Mothafucka In An Avengers Film | 0:39 |
| 44 | Breaking Into Heaven And Getting The Sweet Taste Of An Angel's Pussy | 1:08 |
| 45 | I Fantasize About Fucking Girls That Fantasize About Being Raped | 0:50 |
| 46 | Twenty One Cumshot Salute | 0:50 |
| 47 | Sean Connery Bitch Slapping Fiesta Part 1 | 1:07 |
| 48 | Hairless Kittens Are So Cute And I Love Them | 0:30 |
| 49 | Raped In The Ear By Hulk Hogan While On A Plane | 0:58 |
| 50 | Owen Wilson Wasabi Sauce Parade | 1:09 |
| 51 | Remorseless Ballsackectomy | 0:58 |
| 52 | Sloppy Toppy | 0:10 |
| 53 | A Pirate's Love For Booty | 1:23 |
| 54 | Passive Aggressive Motherfucker | 1:27 |
| 55 | Fucked By A Pack Of Colonel Sanders Clones | 1:38 |
| 56 | Morbidly Surpassing The Pain Threshold Of A Masochistic Fuckboy To Challenge Myself | 1:21 |
| 57 | Drowning In Ghost Pepper Sauce | 0:43 |
| 58 | BVB Army Razor Blade Onslaught | 0:07 |
| 59 | Heavyweight Cocksucker | 0:13 |
| 60 | Mccoprophagia | 1:33 |
| 61 | My Cock Has Proteus Syndrome | 0:18 |
| 62 | Sean Connery Bitch Slapping Fiesta Part 2 | 0:52 |
| 63 | Gerontophilic Peter Puffing | 0:45 |
| 64 | A Ballad For The Mentally Challenged | 2:06 |
| 65 | Consensually Eating My Girlfriend's Pussy While She's Menstruating | 1:20 |
| 66 | The Skullfucking Purge: Aftermath | 3:41 |
| 67 | Watching The Rest Of The Porno In Disgust | 0:32 |
| 68 | Castrating Fuckboys In The Name Of Chivalry [Bonus Track] | 1:36 |
| 69 | Real Men Eat Pussy [Bonus Track] | 0:58 |
| 70 | Fisted Pile Of Filth (Operation Cunt Destroyer Cover) [Bonus Track] | 1:49 |