| A1 |
Sir Les Intro (Genuine Reprise) |
| A2 |
Role Model For All Australian Ministers For The Yartz Discusses Diplomacy & Diversification |
| A3 |
Genuine |
| A4 |
Lady Gwen Former Hand Model (The Woman Behind The Statesman) |
| A5 |
My Old Lady |
| A6 |
Vinyl Venues, San Quentin Or Wormwood Scrubs? |
| A7 |
Give Her One For Christmas (A Seasonal Chartbuster) |
| A8 |
You Can't Win 'Em All |
| A9 |
Help Me Make It Through The NightWritten-By – Kris Kristofferson |
| B1 |
Patterson's Pointers On Political Pitfalls |
| B2 |
Never Trust A Man Who Doesn't Drink (Blue Nosed Wowser) |
| B3 |
Les Exposes Himself And The Odd Masonic Secret |
| B4 |
Motel Mini Bar |
| B5 |
It's Stiff Cheddar, Chairing The Cheeseboard |
| B6 |
Song Of Thanks |
| B7 |
Sir Les Outro & Encore |
| B8 |
Desert Island Dilemmas |
| B9 |
Bangkok Chiropody |
| B10 |
13,000 Miles |