| 1 | Do Not Fuck With Me, Mom and Dad | 4:17 |
| 2 | Cassette Tape Nailed To An Esophagus | 4:28 |
| 3 | Italian American Sauce Bread (politically Correct Mix) | 5:04 |
| 4 | DVD Player With Built In VCR | 0:23 |
| 5 | Antichrist Transgender | 7:39 |
| 6 | So Fucking Tired Of Smoking Weed | 2:12 |
| 7 | I'm Still Gonna Kill You (But Thanks For The Pepsi) | 8:39 |
| 8 | January Was Pain | 2:19 |
| 9 | 666 | 1:01 |
| 10 | The Child Burned & Burned & Burned - A True Tragedy Story | 5:07 |
| 11 | Bjork Smoked All My Cigarrettes | 5:45 |
| 12 | I Wasn't The Guy In TISM Who Charged 30 Bucks For A Digital Download | 3:35 |
| 13 | Internet Theme Song | 6:19 |
| 14 | Venture Industries | 1:57 |
| 15 | Pick Pocketing Madonna | 3:32 |
| 16 | Cutie Mix | 3:21 |
| 17 | Commercial Break 4 | 0:55 |
| 18 | Side Boy | 1:22 |
| 19 | ?????? | 0:57 |
| 20 | Princess Takes Off Her Panties | 3:17 |