| A. Alien Characters: In Two Parts, "Mean & Nasty" And "Light & Friendly". Each Voice Responds In Non-English. | ||
| "Mean & Nasty" | ||
| A1 | Please "Yes" (Agreement) | |
| A2 | (Even More Pleased) | |
| A3 | Not Pleased "No" (Disagreement) | |
| A4 | (Even More Displeased) | |
| A5 | Shy, Embarrassed | |
| A6 | Excited! | |
| A7 | Negative "Pun" Reaction | |
| A8 | Laughter | |
| A9 | Chuckle | |
| A10 | Seducing | |
| A11 | Question: "?" | |
| A12 | Simple, Direct Answer | |
| A13 | "Announced" Answer | |
| A14 | Mild Discomfort | |
| A15 | Screaming Pain! | |
| A16 | Warning! | |
| A17 | Whisper: Caution! | |
| A18 | 'Serves You Right' | |
| A19 | Who, Me? I Don't Know... | |
| A20 | Angry | |
| A21 | Scared, Nervous | |
| A22 | Who Cares? | |
| A23 | I Care! | |
| "Light & Friendly" | ||
| A24 | Pleased "Yes" (Agreement) | |
| A25 | (Even More PLeased) | |
| A26 | Not Pleased "No" (Disagreement) | |
| A27 | (Even More Displeased) | |
| A28 | Shy, Embarrassed | |
| A29 | Excited! | |
| A30 | Negative "Pun" Reaction | |
| A31 | Laughter | |
| A32 | Chuckle | |
| A33 | Seducing | |
| A34 | Question: "?" | |
| A35 | Simple, Direct Answer | |
| A36 | "Announced" Answer | |
| A37 | Mild Discomfort | |
| A38 | Screaming Pain! | |
| A39 | Warning! | |
| A40 | Whisper: Caution! | |
| A41 | 'Serves You Right' | |
| A42 | Who, Me? I Don't Know... | |
| A43 | Angry | |
| A44 | Scared, Nervous | |
| A45 | Who Cares? | |
| A46 | I Care! | |
| B. Percussion Beds: Behind Promos, List, Poems, Whatever... | ||
| A47 | Rock Pattern | 0:30 |
| A48 | March Pattern | 0:30 |
| A49 | Jazz Pattern | 0:30 |
| A50 | Brush Pattern | 0:30 |
| A51 | Latin "Cowbell Smyphony" | 0:24 |
| C. Sound Effects: Combine As Needed For More Involved Effects | ||
| A52 | Phone Ring & Answer | |
| A53 | Phone Slammed Down | |
| A54 | Door Open | |
| A55 | Door Slam Shut / Windows Rattle | |
| A56 | Door Knock | |
| A57 | Door Pounding | |
| A58 | Footsteps Approach & Stop | |
| A59 | Footsteps Turn & Leave (Fade) | |
| D. Gag Sound Effects: For Breaking Necks, Tripping, Eye Opening, Etc. | ||
| A60 | Fly-Off | |
| A61 | Slide Whistle (3 Cuts) | |
| A62 | Police Whistle - Slow | |
| A63 | Police Whistle - Fast | |
| A64 | Ratchet (3 Cuts) | |
| A65 | Boinger (3 Cuts) | |
| A66 | Horns (3 Cuts) | |
| A67 | Birds (3 Cuts) | |
| E. Phil Music Murders The Hits | ||
| A68 | Happy Birthday | 0:27 |
| A69 | Peter Cottontail | 0:22 |
| A70 | Lone Ranger (William Tell) | 0:49 |
| A71 | Baseball Game | 0:30 |
| A72 | Old MacDonald's Farm | 0:30 |
| A73 | Good Ol' Gospel | 0:30 |
| A74 | Home On The Range | 0:40 |
| A75 | Circus | 0:35 |
| A76 | French Can-Can | 0:43 |
| A77 | Sailor Theme | 0:10 |
| A78 | Yankee Doodle | 0:21 |
| A79 | Here Comes Santa | 0:18 |
| A80 | France! | 0:06 |
| A81 | Chinese Sounder | 0:12 |
| A82 | Mexico Parody | 0:16 |
| A83 | Snake Charmer / Belly Dancer | 0:15 |
| A84 | Injuns! | 0:17 |
| F. Studio Audience Reactions | ||
| B1 | Bawdy Comic Laughter | |
| B2 | (Short Version Of Above) | |
| B3 | Pun Reaction | |
| B4 | Amazed: Gasp! | |
| B5 | Dissapoined: Awwwww... | |
| B6 | Who...? | |
| B7 | Naughty Anticipation | |
| B8 | Panting, Excited: Yeh-Yeh-Yeh! | |
| B9 | Rowdy Disapproval: Yecch! | |
| B10 | Crowd Mumbling, Quiets Down | |
| Applause | ||
| B11a | Mild, Courteous | |
| B11b | General | |
| B11c | Excited | |
| B11d | Cheering | |
| B12 | Me! Me! Pick Me! | |
| B13 | Yes Yes! (Pause) No! No! | |
| B14 | Arguments, Quiets Down | |
| B15 | Shock | |
| B16 | (Men) Hubba Hubba! | |
| B17 | (Girls) Hubba Hubba! | |
| G. Crowd Effects | ||
| B18 | Gregorian Monks Chanting | 0:25 |
| B19 | Indian "Oooga Boooga" | 0:25 |
| B20 | Crowd Milling (Background) | 0:25 |
| B21 | Angry Crowd | 0:25 |
| B22 | Girls Locker Room | 0:25 |
| B23 | Boys Locker Room | 0:25 |
| H. Tympani & Drum Magic | ||
| B24 | Tymp Grand Roll #1 | 0:24 |
| B25 | Tymp Grand Roll #2 | 0:24 |
| B26 | Tymp Multiple Roll #1 | 0:24 |
| B27 | Tymp Multiple Roll #2 | 0:24 |
| B28 | Tymp Hit/Bed/End #1 | 0:08 |
| B29 | Tymp Hit/Bed/End #2 | 0:08 |
| B30 | Snare Roll & Hit | 0:16 |
| B31 | Snare Roll & Twerp | 0:18 |
| B32 | Rimshots: Various Drum Hits For Punctuation | |
| I. Cheap Organ Thrillers | ||
| B33 | Heroine (Hearts & Flowers) | 0:38 |
| B34 | Chase Music | 0:40 |
| B35 | Villian Theme | 0:35 |
| B36 | Horror (Phantom Of The Opera) | 0:23 |
| B37 | Death March | |
| Soap Opera Series | ||
| B38a | Open Theme | 0:27 |
| B38b | Fill Music | 0:27 |
| B38c | Close Theme | 0:23 |
| B38d | Dramatic Punch #1 | 0:06 |
| B38e | Dramatic Punch #2 | 0:06 |
| B38f | Dramatic Punch #3 | 0:06 |
| B39 | Wedding March | 0:15 |
| B40 | Tent Revival Fill Music | 0:26 |
| B41 | All Skate / Intermission | 0:27 |
| B42 | Calliope (Barnum & Bailey's) | 0:46 |
| B43 | Magician Fill Music (Caravan) | 0:42 |
| B44 | Prize Fill Music (Happy Days) | 0:40 |
| J. D-J Sounders: With Name Jingle Or Alone | ||
| B45 | Shotgun | |
| B46 | Pistol Or Rifle | |
| B47 | Tornado | |
| B48 | Super "Fly By" | |
| B49 | Whip |