| 1 |
Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet |
3:15
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| 2 |
Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole |
1:16
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| 3 |
Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose |
1:29
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| 4 |
Nimbin- Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse |
3:01
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| 5 |
Don't You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock |
1:34
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| 6 |
Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth OR Belmont High School |
1:35
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| 7 |
I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham |
1:28
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| 8 |
Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full Of Shit OR Homeless Bloke Uses Babies Sock For Condom |
4:46
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| 9 |
KFC Killed My Uncle |
4:41
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| 10 |
Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers |
2:40
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| 11 |
McDonalds Revisited "Are You The McManager" |
2:34
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| 12 |
Rude Trys To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limericks Disguised As Rap Songs |
5:46
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| 13 |
Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You |
2:12
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| 14 |
Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate |
1:42
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| 15 |
The Tom Price Miner |
0:55
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| 16 |
Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers |
2:05
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| 17 |
Ya Hairy Hole |
2:59
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| 18 |
Rude Serious Rave ABout Limericks |
2:17
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| 19 |
Punters Sing Limmericks With Rude |
8:24
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| Answering Machine Messages |
(4:25)
|
| 20 |
Intro |
| 21 |
I Know You |
| 22 |
Imbecile |
| 23 |
Hornswoggler |
| 24 |
Balls Caught In DVD Player |
| 25 |
Dick Head |
| 26 |
Psych Down |
| 27 |
New Boy Friend |
| 28 |
Hermaphrodite |
| 29 |
Root A Welding Glove |
| 30 |
I've Shot |
| 31 |
Bruised Tongue |
| 32 |
Office Manager |
| 33 |
Piss Off |
| 34 |
Arse Hairs Waxed |
| 35 |
Ghost Of Sammy Sneed |
| 36 |
Gee Gee Spot |
This album is dedicated to my wife Pat and all my children... Ginny, Becky and Darrin.