| I'm A Cotton Pickin' Finger Lickin' Chicken Plucker. |
| You Loved My Motorcycle But You Gave Me The Air. |
| A Big Cat Can Hurt But A Little Pussy Won't Hurt Anyone. |
| She Shits On My Lap And Bawls. |
| I'm The Mailman With The Longest Route In Town. |
| I'm A Peace Lovin' Doctor. |
| I'm Bill Slippers Big Bull Shipper. |
| The Mother Frockers Cork Soakin' Convention. |
| I Used To Kiss Her On The Lips But It's All Over Now. |
| I Fell For That Chick Like A Ton Of Brick. |
| I'm A Mechanic And Carpenter With A Big Long Tool - Don. |
| I'm A Lover, Not A Fighter. |
| Daddy Can't Fly His Kite Cause Mommy Won't Give Him No Tail. |
| I'm A Master Mechanic. |
| My Favorite Saloon. |
| I Went To Helen Got Turned Down. |
| My Girl Married Old Grand Dad And Went Off On A Bender. |
| I'm A Musician I Play With My Instrument. |
| Boonie The Gook. |